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FUN10088
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Aamy Mind of The Sea Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Finding Unicorn The midsummer wind caresses the gentle waves, hiding love in every ebb and flow of the tide. AAMY also wants to keep its promise with midsummer and accompany you into a blue dream.
FUN10089
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Everywhere Cell RiCO with Me Plush Pendant Blind Box Blind Box, Plush-Plush Finding Unicorn Colorful brushes, plush tumbling. In a little time, Cell RiCO and you form the whole warm animal home. Cell RiCO gives you a children's experience card to capture beauty and love. 3.9-4.7"
FUN10091
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RiCO Welcome to Coco Market Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Finding Unicorn Welcome, this is RiCO Happy Supermarket! Today's supermarket is also full of fun~ sweet fruits, delicious snacks, friends' chats, happy laughter... Everything that makes people feel good is available in the supermarket run by COCO! 3.54... more
FUN10092
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Molinta Natural Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Finding Unicorn When nature meets you with wishes, you will know that it is not a passer-by, but a returnee. Whether it is a volcanic eruption, continental drift or meteorite impact, the last trace left by everything is a small stone, which brings billions of light... more
FUN10093
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ShinWoo The Cold Hugs Plush Blind Box Blind Box, Plush-Other Finding Unicorn The stars are falling in front of the snowy house in the wind and snow, and the snowman built by the ghost bear is waiting for you. The cold days mean that the cold is passing and we are moving towards a new warmth. 4.3-6.3"
FUN10095
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Farmer Bob Feeling You Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Finding Unicorn If emotions have a response, I hope you don’t have to bear it alone, because every feeling you have will find its way back. i feeling you. 3.4-5.3 inch
FUN10096
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ZZoton Forest Concert Headphone Bag Blind Box Blind Box, Plush-Plush Finding Unicorn zZoton turns into different cute animals! 3.15-3.93"
FUN10097
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zZoton Happy Children Vinyl Plush Blind Box Blind Box, Plush-Plush Finding Unicorn As a meteor streaked across the sky, zZoton pressed the button of the time machine and took us back to the fluffy old times. 5.5-8.7 inch
FUN10099
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ShinWoo Ragbear Clinic Blind Box Blind Box, Plush-Plush Finding Unicorn The sunlight illuminates the scattered medical diaries in the archives. The yellowed pages record all the torn time, torn ears, worn fur and crooked buttons. Who can say that this is not a medal of love? 3.93-5.1 inch
FUSM0006
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MOMO Bunny Daily Blind Box-Vinyl Funism This is a love letter to you, I hope you are the most unique person in the world, kind, optimistic, cheerful and gentle. You have your own little world, and you will also integrate into this big world. You will experience many things and receive... more
FUSM0009
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Momo Bunny Wish Blind Box-Vinyl Funism In this complicated world, everyone has their own small wishes, maybe they want to have a cute pet, or they want to realize their deepest dreams. No matter what kind of wish, MOMO rabbit will silently accompany you and bring you a warm and good wish... more
FUSM0010
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Momo Bunny Anniversary Blind Box-Vinyl Funism BOOM! The lively anniversary party has begun! Capture every anniversary moment around you with joyful laughter. The light sticks are equipped and the balloons are in place! A super unexpected and happy return, are you ready?
3.15" tall
FUSM0011
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Rich Momo Bunny Blind Box-Vinyl Funism The New Year is approaching, and MOMO Bunny’s wish is very simple: to get a raise easily, get rich overnight, and have money to spend anytime, anywhere! 1.8” - 3.4” tall Smallest Box: 6972940556371 PDQ: /
FUSM0012
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Dragon Soaring and Tiger Leaping Blind Box-Vinyl Funism Fat Tiger has always been galloping in the world with a “”broad heart and fat body””. But the world is vast and there are many talents, not only crouching tigers, but also hidden dragons. The seemingly tall and mighty flying dragon is actually a... more
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Maltese Happy Together Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism Hello! Whenever it is close to you, its tail always wags unconsciously. When you are with happy people and do happy things, you don’t even feel that time is wasted. The love of the puppy is hidden in the actions of daily life. Whether you are busy... more
FUSM0014
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Fabulous Beasts Respond To Every Pray Series Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism As the embodiment of "auspiciousness", Pixiu has been regarded as a symbol of "prayer" since ancient times. The Pixiu Tianlu in Lu Ren's store is not only a "gold-eating beast" who loves to eat, but also a helpful... more
FUSM0015
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Father's Kindness and Son's Filial Piety Series Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism The summer overture of cicadas chirping slowly begins, and the "Summer Father Son Game" between Fat Tiger and Little Yellow Hair officially begins. In the daily life full of fatherly atmosphere, there are many interesting stories about... more
FUSM0016
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MOMO Bunny Strawberry Town Series Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism In the fairytale-like Strawberry Town, there lives a group of residents with different identities and personalities. They each perform their duties and carefully guard this secret home surrounded by the fragrance of strawberries.

Is Strawberry... more
FUSM0017
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MALTESE Continuous Joy Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism Now I officially choose you to be my happy partner. You accompany me shopping, camping, playing, surfing every day, and we are quirky and cute together. It doesn't matter where we go, what matters is that we play together and have fun. 3.6"
FUSM0018
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Butterbear Business Day Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism Welcome! Welcome to the Butterbear Dessert Shop! When the first ray of sunlight shines into the window of the dessert shop every day, the delicious desserts are already ready. The door of the dessert shop slowly opens, and the aroma is mouth-... more
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Maltese Starlight Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism Snowflakes are falling, bells are ringing, and Christmas Eve is approaching quietly. I invite you to enjoy this starry night together. 2.75-3.7"
FUSM0020
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Maltese Cuddly Moments Series Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism Snowflakes are falling outside the window, and the fire is rising inside the house. In the cold winter, we give you a warm hug and start a steaming winter journey. Roasting by the fire, making tea, skiing, playing hide-and-seek, spend every warm... more
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Panghu Pray Dharma Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism The chubby Fat Tiger has many funny and funny tricks. Watch him put on colorful clothes in an instant, transform into a lucky charm, listen to your wishes and expectations, gather good fortune from all directions, and manifest according to your... more
FUSM0022
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Fortune Tiger Series Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism The chubby Fat Tiger puts on the God of Wealth's uniform and becomes the "Good Luck Delivery Officer" to bring you wealth and fortune. His expression is cheerful and full of joy, and all your wishes will be arranged for you one by one... more
FUSM0023
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Maltese Puppy Dessert House Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism The little ritual of life starts with a delicious dessert. The colorful Macron, the soft and delicate small cake, the fragrant and crispy cone, all belong to the joy of taste buds. Three parts sweet, seven parts warm, replenishing full emotional... more
FUSM0024
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Butterbear Baking Workshop Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism At the beginning of winter, a new bakery opened on the busy street, and the air was filled with the sweet aroma of bread and cakes. The shop assistants performed their duties diligently, just to bring unexpected surprises to customers. 2.95-4.4"
FUSM0025
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Butterbear Baked with Love Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism In the cozy bear bakery, Busy hands at work with care, Every loaf glistens brightly, A symbol of love to share. Ding! The butter's rich, the scent so sweet, Join Chef Buddy and you'll love to eat! 3pcs per bag, .8-1.9"
FUSM0026
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Maltese Cherry Blossoms Series Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism Spring breeze blows, flowers grow,
A pink hue begins to glow,
A cherry blossom trip awaits.
Stroll the spring, flowers to bring,
With your pup, where love sings,
Step into a land where romance creates.

2.24-3.1"
FUSM0027
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Butterbear Top Team Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism On a star-studded night, the curtain of the glitzy ceremony slowly opens, and the Best Golden Bear Award night is about to begin. Whether it is the stage scene illuminated by lights or the backstage of the awards ceremony where people are waiting... more
FUSM0028
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Maltese Close Friends Blind Bag Blind Box-Vinyl Funism "A pair of puppies are soft and chubby. When Maltese puppies enter the fairy tale world, they become cute creatures with a ""close"" posture and apply to become your partners. Open a bag, stick a pair, and integrate into... more
FUSM0029
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Little Tiger's 'Filial' Daily Life Blind Box Blind Box-Vinyl Funism Silly fat tiger, his daily life of taking care of children is not ordinary, it is a battle of wits and courage, but also a funny "filial" daily life. You see, taking care of children is not only a technical job, but also a physical job!... more
GDFY0001
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Daddy's Little Princess Pin Pins-Other Good for you toys 1.5 inches tall x 1.25 inches wide
Soft Enamel
Double Post w/ Rubber Clutch
Good For You Logo on back
GDFY0002
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Death Star Apple Pin Pins-Other Good for you toys 1.15 inches tall x 1.15 inches wide
Soft Enamel
Double Post w/ Rubber Clutch
Good For You Logo on back
GDFY0003
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Django Uncloned Skull Pin Pins-Other Good for you toys 1.35 inches tall x 1.1 inches wide
Hard Enamel
Double Post w/ Rubber Clutch
Good For You Logo on back
GDFY0004
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Caution Pin Pins-Other Good for you toys 0.78 inches tall x 1 inch wide
Soft Enamel
Double Post w/ Rubber Clutch
Good For You Logo on back
GDFY0005
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Good For You Toys Sticker Pack (5pcs) Sticker-Other Good for you toys Death Star Apple Sticker 3 x 3 inches
D’Jango Uncloned Skull Sticker 3 inches tall x 2.5 inches wide
D'OHDRA Sticker 3 inches round
Caution Sticker 2 inches tall x 3 inches wide
Daddy’s Little Princess Sticker 3.6 inches tall x 3... more
GEBO0001
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Make A Wish Enamel Pin Pins-Paper Geek Boutique This Geek Boutique original pin measures 1.5" long and is the perfect accessory for any Magical Girl! Would you make a wish?
Each pin is made of high quality enamel and comes with a rubber pin backing.
GEKI0002
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Freddy Pin Pins-Other Geeky and Kinky It's the leader of the Mystery Gang, and it looks like he's a bit tied up. 1.5" soft enamel pin with 2 backing pins and black rubber clutches.
GEKI0004
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Scoob Pin Pins-Other Geeky and Kinky Scooby is all dressed up for a night of puppy play! 1.5" soft enamel pin with 2 backing pins and black rubber clutches.
GEKI0011
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Spider - Pool Pin Pins-Other Geeky and Kinky You knew at some point we were going to bring this dynamic duo together. It's the most searched for fandom on Tumblr, it's the joke that was made in Deadpool 2 and now it's a pin! What more could you ask for? 1.5" Soft Enamel... more
GEKI0012
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Dick Saber Pin Pins-Other Geeky and Kinky Is that a lightsaber in your pocket...
1.5" Soft Enamel with Red Glitter fill and epoxy coating. 2 black rubber backers.
GEKI0013
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Fuck Off Pin Pins-Other Geeky and Kinky Tired of people harassing you? Don't have the energy to tell them where to stick it? Just point at this pin and let them figure it out.
1.5" Soft Enamel with 2 black backers.
GEKI0022
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Dick Saber Pin Pins-Other Geeky and Kinky Is that a lightsaber in your pocket...
1.5" Soft Enamel with 2 black rubber backers.
GEKI0023
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All Might Pin Pins-Other Geeky and Kinky 2" Soft Enamel pin with 2 rubber backers!
GHAH0001
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Eff Up Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Happy birthday! I hope you--
• Have the best night ever
• Start a drunk fight
• Win a drunk fight
• Remember who got you this card
GHAH0002
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You Did It! Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

This isn't just a birthday message, it is also a(n)--
• Anniversary to surviving
• Congratulations to remaining alive
• Thank you for not dying
• Reason for me to celebrate and get drunk
GHAH0003
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Monster Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Today, we celebrate another year of--
• Your life
• Bad decisions
• Lowered inhibitions
• A possible misdemeanor
GHAH0005
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Beating It Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Feliz cumpleaños! I hope your birthday is filled with
• Fun
• Family and friends
• Everlasting memories
• A new porn membership
GHAH0006
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Sweet Dreams Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

The perfect ingredients for your birthday–
• 16 ounce can of happiness
• 1 cup of excitement
• 8 ounces of fresh memories
• 2 tablespoons of poor decisions
GHAH0007
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Extinct Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I am glad you survived another year of life, let’s celebrate–
• Living
• Bad decisions
• Lowered inhibitions
• A possible misdemeanor
GHAH0008
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Zebra Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

You party animal, I hope you–
• Have an amazing day
• Get everything your heart desires
• Celebrate with family and friends
• Don’t burn your house down
GHAH0009
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Giraffe Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

You party animal, I hope you–
• Have an amazing day
• Get everything your heart desires
• Celebrate with family and friends
• Don’t burn your house down
GHAH0010
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Rhino Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

You party animal, I hope you–
• Have an amazing day
• Get everything your heart desires
• Celebrate with family and friends
• Don’t burn your house down
GHAH0011
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Bearly Wish Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I barely wish anyone, “Happy Birthday,” because --
• I save them for my favorite people
• The most awesome people get a greeting card
• I want them to be miserable
• I barely have any friends
GHAH0012
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Young Bird Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Just kidding, you aren’t that old. I hope you --
•Have a great day
•Celebrate it with some awesome people
•Make some memories that will last a lifetime
•Don’t get arrested
GHAH0013
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Yay Intercourse Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

I have a question to ask you --
• Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot?
• Do you know your body is 65% water? I am thirsty.
• Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
• Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
GHAH0014
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Doggystyle Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

Prepare to bump the ugliest of uglies. Tonight, we celebrate —
• Your birthday
• Our anniversary
• Valentines Day
• Like animals
GHAH0015
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So Textual Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I like the way you--
• Type “LOL” at my bad jokes
• Send me Emoji
• Share pictures of your food
• Write run-on sentences without punctuation nor grammar
GHAH0016
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No Longer Alone Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

Thanks for being a part of my life--
• Going to the movies isn’t as lonely
• Dancing is more fun with a partner
• I love eating off your plate
• I am glad I found you
GHAH0017
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Beezies Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

You are kinda crazy when you--
• Call/text me the moment I drop you off
• Change out FB statuses to married
• Cling to me worse than fabric softener sheets
• Stalk me
• All of the above but I love a little... more
GHAH0018
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Complete Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

We belong together, thanks for being my --
• Lover
• Soul mate
• Best friend
• Shorty
GHAH0019
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Missing You Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

I really miss your --
• Hugs
• Kisses
• Face
• Dry humping
GHAH0020
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Meaty Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

My favorite part(s) of being with you is--
• Making memories that will last a lifetime
• Watching you smile when you wake up
• Holding your hand during casual walks
• The sex
GHAH0021
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Wife You Up Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

I’d put a ring on that because --
• Your cooking is comparable to my mothers
• You can make my clothes smell like a fresh, spring day
• You have excellent, organizational skills
• You’d make a fantastic wife
GHAH0022
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Man Wife You Up Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

I’d put a ring on that because --
• Your polo collection is mad legit
• No one can fix a broken light bulb like you
• Your knowledge of power tools is impressive
• You'd make a fantastic husband
GHAH0023
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Coffee Need Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

Coffee is like our relationship–
• Addictive
• Strong
• Sweet
• Nasty (the good kind of nasty)
GHAH0024
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My World Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

I am glad you are in my life because you are–
• Down to Earth
• Always rocking my world
• Earth-shatteringly amazing
• Supportive like how the earth can support life
GHAH0025
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High Score Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

Congratulations, you have –
• Impressed me with your skills
• Beaten the hardest level
• Saved the princess
• Unlocked my secret treasure
GHAH0026
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Don't Screw Up Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Congratulations--
• To a beautiful wedding
• To your new life together
• For planning an open bar during the reception
GHAH0027
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Universe Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Thanks for being a good friend and--
• Always being there for me
• Listening to all of my problems
• Being awesome
• Giving me the best high fives
GHAH0028
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Pretty Cool Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

You will always be one of my favorite friends because --
• You are always there for me
• You laugh at my bad jokes
• You hate my exes
• You saw my private parts
GHAH0029
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Friend Ship Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Thanks for being my co-captain, our friendship has survived --
• The rough waters of emotions
• The storms of jealousy
• The hurricane of confusion
• Crazy women
GHAH0030
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Pick Me Up Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Thanks for being a good friend when –
• I get sad
• I get scared
• I get lonely
• I need someone to take one for the team when I am at the bar
GHAH0031
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Killing It Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

You are doing an amazing job with your--
• Life decisions
• Career goals
• Creative endeavors
• Tax returns
GHAH0032
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You Don't Suck Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Hey champ, you did at mediocre work with--
• Your significant other
• Finding a job
• Buying a home
• Being a parent
GHAH0033
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Almost #1 Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Decent work, champ! You came in very close with –
• That game
• That business deal
• That job promotion
• Finding a significant other
GHAH0034
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New Job Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Congratulations on the new gig because –
• You deserve it
• You are one of the hardest workers I know
• You are on your way to better things
• I am tired of seeing your face
GHAH0035
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Spaceman Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Thank you so much for --
• Your support
• Your time
• Being yourself
• Always buying me beer
GHAH0036
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Beautiful Beer Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

To one of the most awesome people I know, I have always enjoyed --
• Our conversations
• Your attitude about life
• Your humor
• Your alcohol consumption
GHAH0037
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Whiskey Inside Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

To one of the most awesome people I know, I have always enjoyed --
• Our conversations
• Your attitude about life
• Your humor
• Your alcohol consumption
GHAH0038
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Brain Orgasm Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

You just blew my mind for being--
• Awesome
• Fresh
• Dope
• Yourself
GHAH0039
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Hug Life Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

No matter what happens --
• Keep your head up
• Life goes on
• I ain’t mad at you
• The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
GHAH0040
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Internet Famous Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Wow! I am surprised you don’t have a temporary state of notoriety for your–
• Acting
• Singing
• Post-production editing skills
• How many hot dogs you can fit in your mouth
GHAH0041
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Breath Away Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa,Valentine's Day Inside message reads:

You are leaving my breathless for being –
• Awesome
• Fresh
• Dope
• Yourself
GHAH0042
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Adventure Camp Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

It is time to celebrate and--
• See new sights
• Learn from new experiences
• Develop inner peace, creativity and harmony
• Stop binging on Netflix
GHAH0043
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Adventure Scooter Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

It is time to celebrate and--
• See new sights
• Learn from new experiences
• Develop inner peace, creativity and harmony
• Stop binging on Netflix
GHAH0044
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Classy Heels Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Hey girl, you are looking so –
• Fancy
• Gorgeous
• Breathtaking
• Slutty (I take it back, I was right the first time)
GHAH0045
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Succulent It Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Hello! this is for you because I know you –
• Like wrestling
• Like succulents
• Like cartoony drawings of buff dudes
• Really do suck
GHAH0046
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New Bacon Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Hello! The things I like include–
• Eating pizza
• Eating breakfast
• Eating with you
• All of the above so let’s go grab some food
GHAH0047
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Too Awesome Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Congratulations! Let’s get smashed and celebrate--
• Your birthday
• Your new job
• Your success
• A generic event
GHAH0048
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Hello Bus Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I just wanted to say that --
•You are awesome
•You are a decent person
•You are moderately likable
•I acknowledge your existence and tolerate you
GHAH0049
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Hello Subway Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I just wanted to say that --
•You are awesome
•You are a decent person
•You are moderately likable
•I acknowledge your existence and tolerate you
GHAH0050
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Smile Face Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Be Happy, you have a decent--
• Job
• Car
• Home
• Non-life treating disease
GHAH0051
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Smile Cloud Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Be Happy, you have a decent--
• Job
• Car
• Home
• Non-life treating disease
GHAH0052
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Hang In There Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I know you have been going through a tough time, but remember --
• You have family
• You have friends
• You have me
• You aren’t a cat hanging on a wire
GHAH0053
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Cat Lady Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Hey! You are getting his card because --
• This is how I imagine you after the break-up
• You need a new boyfriend
• You need a new hobby
• That cat obsession is really freaking me out
GHAH0054
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Chill Out A/C Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I’m sorry about what happened, but you need to--
• Relax
• Find yourself
• Move on
• Get laid
GHAH0055
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Chill Out Ice Cream Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I’m sorry about what happened, but you need to--
• Relax
• Find yourself
• Move on
• Get laid
GHAH0056
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Ice Cream Forever Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

Hey girl. I’m sorry about the break-up, but you need to believe in –
• Yourself
• Ice cream
• Online dating
• Booty calls
GHAH0057
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In Stock

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Pizza Forever Card Stationery/Card-Paper Genuine HaHa Inside message reads:

I’m sorry about what happened, but you need to –
• Relax
• Find yourself
• Move on
• Buy pizza

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