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Ron Swanson is a simple man. He liked pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. A libertarian whose idea of the perfect government is a man at a desk in a small room who is allowed to decide who to nuke, he works hard to make sure his department is as small and inefficient as possible. He lives without frills; no clear alcohol (that’s for rich women on diets), no salads (he is not a rabbit), and especially no frozen yogurt: the celery of desserts. He is not interested in caring about people and he’s allergic to cowardice and weak-willed men…and hazelnuts. He’s Ron f*cking Swanson and he was born ready.

A rubber clutch secures this 1.375″ soft enamel Ron Swanson pin whether you’re burning an ex-wife effigy or grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and popping in a highlight reel from the WNBA.