Woody: "Everyone! I want you to meet Forkme!"
Rex: "Look how long that *%#$ is!"
The D & Dixar far from proudly present a terrible pin by Special Ed Toys, "Adult Toy Story: Forkme"! Now when you listen to, "You've got a friend in me!" you'll wonder if this is who he was actually singing about the entire time! So grab this 2" Extra Hard Enamel Pin right now and remember...
"When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend IN me
Yeah, you've got a friend IN me!" literally!
QUALITY SOLD SEPARATELY
*Made in the unhappiest place on Earth in Los Angeles, California
*You got a friend in me...literally
*This is a poorly made vibration-less pin
*It is not suitable for anyone of any age
*And for fucks sake do not stick it in any of your holes...