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We all know what happens to E.T. in the movie. From his misadventures to nearly winding up dead thanks to that brat, Elliott. But what do we really know about E.T.'s life before he was terrorized by those terrible kids? What universal pleasures did E.T. enjoy partaking in? Well with a finger tip like the end of Rudolph's nose that could light the way down any dark path there's really only one logical answer. E.T. Pokes Buttholes. So show support for E.T. and/or declare your love for Buttholes by snagging one of these terrible pins in glittery pink before E.T.'s people slip me the C&D! Emphasis on the D!

*Quality Sold Separately
*Made in the Bootleg Sweatshop somewhere in Los Angeles, California.
*Not suitable for tight buttholes with no sense of humor
*This is quite possibly the most nonsensical thing I've ever produced but if feels right
*Card art by my Extra-Terrestrial friend MOC Toys