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"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "Street Meat" is just a chemical and bacteria infested vessel of questionable meat byproduct that compels us to take a gastronomical gamble. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly tears you apart like Lisa**, leaving your butthole a fiery mess. I did it to me. It'll do it to you too."

Get those Pepto Bismol bottles ready and make sure you have an extra pair of underwear laying around because "Schwifty Dogs" is here! Forget the pickle and go straight to the bacon wrapped street side goodness with this 1.75" Enamel Pin! And there's no need to wait around after the concert and/or game lets out to snag one of these gut wrenching puns because Schwifty Dogs delivers! So snag one now before they're gone for good!

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**Get it? It's a Tommy Wiseau/The Room reference...sheesh
*Made in a sketchy alley somewhere in Los Angeles, CA
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*Pin art, card art and infringement by (me) Special Ed Toys